the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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