Dignity is for republicans.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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