.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I have post one night stand depression
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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