I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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