should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
