Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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