Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I didn't notice because vodka
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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