i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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