You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
