she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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