Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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