Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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