I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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