I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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