it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
