I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm too high and old for this...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
