Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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