My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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