im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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