have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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