Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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