love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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