Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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