She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Found your dick twin last night
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
there is another microwave in the elevator.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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