i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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