You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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