Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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