She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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