so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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