So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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