We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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