Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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