We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
