y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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