Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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