I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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