whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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