Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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