when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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