He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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