Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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