put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
COCAINE IS GR8
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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