Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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