I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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