so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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