no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My feet surprised me
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