when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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