Kiss
Puke
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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