I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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