just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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