did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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