Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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