Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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