He had one of those small greek statue penises
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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