Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
