My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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