worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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