I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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